Our gossip godhead, FemaleFirst, reports that Jessica Alba is "desperate"–desperate!–to sun her bare beans at the beach this summer. And she would be able to get away with it, too, if it weren't for you pesky paparazzi!
For someone who keeps her handsome jubblies housed under a casing of bulletproof, camera flash-deflecting space-aged polymer, Jessica Alba sure likes to talk about her body a whole lot. She recently sat down for a nice chat with USA Today to discuss the upcoming Fantastic Four sequel, and, more importantly, the fact that she really wants to get a suntan on her blammos. Says she:
I would do it if it were just me and my guy, but the paparazzi seem to pop up everywhere. I think I'll be wearing a bikini. Bikinis are more flattering on my body . . . I wore jean shorts to the beach when I was a teenager. I was insecure and a born-again Christian hanging out with a group of kids that made me feel bad about showing my body, but now I've learned I shouldn't be ashamed of what God gave me.
Criminy, are we ever tired of doing these stories. "Blah blah blah! My name is Jessica Alba and I'm really pretty! Blah blah blah! I wanna get naked in a movie! Blah blah! No, wait, I don't! Blah blah blah my curves blah blah blah respected actress blah blah vagina blah." She should just change her name to Jessica Alblueballs.
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