As we told you a few days ago, Jessica Alba topped a poll to be crowned the #1 girl with whom men would like to have a relationship. Jessica Alba as your best girl? Keen! Jessica in a Ship n’ Shore blouse, on your arm at the big homecoming dance, holding hands at the flickers, sharing a raspberry lime rickey at the soda shoppe . . . However, one of her former costars classifies her under a different heading: #1 grudgefuck.
Jessica‘s Into the Blue costar, Paul Walker, sat down with Complex magazine (who?) and offered this, uh, complex statement:
“Come on, dude, you know what I’m looking at. I couldn’t take my eyes off that ass. I’m sorry. She’s beautiful. And she’s such a pain in my ass, too. But that’s what I love about her. She’s the kind of girl you just want to have angry sex with for the rest of your life because it’s just that good.”
A real head-scratcher, this one. Her ass is so beautiful that it causes pain in Paul‘s ass that in turn ignites a deep, seething animosity to roil inside his loins, so powerful that he has no choice but to take Jessica, flip her over, and pound her venomously, over and over and over, forever and always, until the end of time?
One thing we do understand, though. Yes, dude, we know what you’re looking at.
Yes, Jessica Alba’s Nude Review (and bare crack) are available at MrSkin.com.
