People with concave abdomens and 20 inch waists baffle us. Is there room for organs in there? How is the liver contained? Is it squished down into one's thigh? How can the intestine hang freely enough to do their job? We've often thought this about Jessica Alba in particular, and now we have something new to worry about in regards to her guts–there's a baby festering in there. Yes. For real. Quoth our gossip Lamaze instructor, Female First:
Jessica Alba has confirmed that she is pregnant with her first child.
The sexy actress and her boyfriend Cash Warren are expecting their new arrival next spring after dating for almost four years.
The pair have been dating since meeting on the set of Fantastic Four in 2004 where Cash was working as a director's assistant.
Jessica's agent Brad Cafarelli told People.com today: "I confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer."
For years Jessica's spoken of little else than her desire to be taken seriously as an actress and to not be a sex symbol. However, letting a lowly PA ejaculate into you in order to repulse all who lust for you is taking it a bit far. On the bright side, it looks as if Alba's enviable midriff will be spared–it seems that she's baking up that baby in her ass cheeks. Everyone cheer!
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Geez think they'll make it to the altar?
The blogs are missing the real bright side of this story. By the time she actually gives birth, she'll be desperate to be seen as a sex symbol again and, if we're really lucky, we'll never hear her bitch about being sexy again!
is hard to beleve with precentage of teenages being knock up. everybody happy for this hooker.so now she is gonna be a babymomma