Jessica Alba says she’s proud to be a role model for “curvy”, non-anorexic girls. We don’t know about the rest of you, but we think it’s so refreshing to finally see a 122 lb. woman with 0.63% body fat make it in Tinseltown.
Sweet Miss Alba, bless her tiny heart, has perfectly formed buttocks and poreless skin like the velveteen down on a newborn bunny rabbit, but she ain’t got much upstairs. We speak not of her breasts, but the brains in her dome. You see, it seems that Jessica sees herself as the Camryn Manheim of the Maxim girl world; a big blubbery fatass in a scanty sea of Kelly Ripas. She says,
“At the end of the day I just had to think that girls who have curves and aren’t the skinniest things in the world are going to feel more comfortable seeing me as the main character than someone else. So I had to just think that maybe I would help young girls with their body image.”
Can you imagine this body being considered the average, ho-hum, everyday norm? Just walking around and doing your everyday business in the world would be like a mystical spirit journey of the soul. The crotchular soul.
Judge for yourself: Jessica’s curves at MrSkin.com.
