Jessica Alba Jumps Punches the Shark

She stars as a superhero, she sleeps around, she wears see-through dresses, she's super duper hot . . . and she fights off sharks. Is there anything Jessica Alba can't do?

Ms. Alba was filming an underwater scene for her new film, The Blue, when a shark caught a whiff of her meaty carnal heat and swam up to her. Stars made of wussier stuff–your Lohans, your Dunsts–would have screamed and drowned, but our Alba nonchalantly punched the offending fish right in the maw and scared it off. Because she is some sort of superevolved human with freaky superpowers.

Jessica has never gladly tolerated wimpiness; she once complained that her male costars suffered from hurty pussies during fight scenes on the set. "Men are much bigger divas than women," she said,"When I used to do the action scenes in Dark Angel I would have to play it rough. If you hit an actress accidentally, she would usually take it on the chin and say, 'Don't do that again'. But with the guys, they would put ice on it, take a 20-minute break and ask for x-rays. It was unbelievable. I would tell them, 'Come on, man, get over it'. That's actors for you." Zing!

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