Jessica Alba's nipple! Jessica Alba's nipple! We. Can. See. Jessica. Alba's. Nipple. This may be the greatest moment of our pathetic, joyless life. We now have no goals, no ambition, no reason to live. If we're not here tomorrow, know that we died with a smile on our face and a dong in our hand.
Look there, underneath that layer of black lace, that's Jessica Alba's nipple, the one that she would use to nourish a newborn child, the one that gets all pointy when we touch it (at least that's how it works in our fantasies. Sure, it's not fully exposed, she's not buck naked riding an eagle and twirling a lasso (again, our personal fantasies), but this is as close as we've ever gotten. Until this point it's been all bikini, bikini, bikini, and that gets old after a few years. It starts with a nipple, folks, then it's a bit of side boob, then the whole right knocker sneaks out in a bathtub scene, then she's spread eagle in a nine-person lesbian pile-up. IT HAS BEGUN. Perhaps we have a reason to live after all.
See the whole sequence, from nipple protrudement to Jessica's bemused discovery of her dress's empathy with all mankind, at Hollywood Tuna.
Jessica shows it off while covering it up at MrSkin.com.
