We know you've had a hard couple of years, learning all the pertinent details you could about Cash Warren, tracking his every move, waiting for your moment to strike. But now you can remove the picture of Cash you have taped to the sight on your rifle and redirect all your horny, murderous rage toward Justin Timberlake, 'cause Jessica Alba dumped his ass. Us Weekly reports:
After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."
Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.
The breakup "happened…almost out of nowhere," the source says. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know….he's totally devastated. But it was all her." (Alba's rep declined to comment.)
We know you're really super happy and jumping up and down like a little girl at a Hannah Montana concert right now, but settle down, boy. She's still not gonna fuck you.
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