Passing through Jessica Alba's labia: it's your penis's daydream, but it's an infant's reality. That's right! Alba finally shat a brat. Congrats! People reports:
Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl. Honor Marie Warren was born June 7 in Los Angeles, her rep, Brad Cafarelli, confirms. This is the couple's first child.
And according to Dlisted, they came up with the name when Jess told friends that it was an "honor having Cash Warren's baby." Hahaha, really? That's the best she could come up with? Gross. Though it is kind of fitting, since when this baby grows up, if she looks anything like her mother, all the dudes will be Boner Warrin' over her. Eh? Ha ha? Not bad, right? No? F U.
Alba gets MILFish for MrSkin.com.
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