Crackalack, Alba's Back

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Put aside the fact that universal object of desire Jessica Alba makes your nads go all tingly, and riddle me this: Why would any sane person place a pretty, frilly bow (in pretty-much-permanent ink, no less) directly above their ass crack? On special occasions does Jessica bust out the really shiny wrapping paper and encase her sweet, juicy, coveted ass in it as an enticement to Cash? If you pinch the bow, do little turdlets fall out of her tush? Is she telling us that her ass is a very special present that she gives to the world? Because that last one is pretty much true. Oh, and in case you don't take this picture at ass value, looky here, Jessica's face.

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cece January 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Britteny Seigworth January 26, 2012 at 12:30 pm

I would like to increase that assertion,but I concern your own wrath Eddie, hehe! Agreement to speak make sure you ; )

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