No. No. No. No. NO. No, no, no, no. NOOOO. No! NOO! NOOOOOOO! No! No. No no no no no. NO. Fuck the world, I wanna get off. Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan AREN’T dating? NYDN reports:
“Jessica loved spending time in and out of the studio with Billy,” a pal said of Jess and the Smashing Pumpkins frontman. “She’s in awe of his musical prowess. It added up to serious feelings, but they are not actually dating . . . Dating Jessica can be intense. Billy lives a quiet, private, music-focused life and the taste of publicity he got being with Jessica was an eye opener.”
How will they find comfort in this cruel, post-grunge world? Who will drain her can of Chicken of the Sea? Who will buff his hairless noodle? And her prayers, good lord, her prayers. Lying there in three sad tufts, unbraided.
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