Jessica Alba’s Been a Very Bad Girl

Last week, when you were doing your routine Google searches (bunnies humping, Dakota Fanning nude, and the like) you came up empty handed when you searched for “Jessica Alba getting spanked.” But knowing that each day offers new possibilities, you entered that same phrase again this week, and guess what? You got pictures and video of Jessica Alba getting spanked. This is what your mom meant when she told you that if you’re just persistent and stick to your goals the universe will deliver whatever you want. This particular manna was delivered via a trailer for the Michael Winterbottom movie The Killer Inside Me. The full trailer is really, really long and mostly shows Casey Affleck proving that he’s way more badass that his prettyboy brother. Casey gets it on with both Alba and Kate Hudson. But whether or not Casey spanks Kate’s naked ass with his belt isn’t revealed. There is sad news, though. We’re pretty sure that’s not actually Jessica Alba’s nude ass. She’s about as prudey as they come, so for all we know that ass belongs to a body double with a prosthetic butt covered in a body stocking and a couple cases of Cover Girl Simply Ageless foundation.

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