You know what, girls? You should get naked. Because if you don’t, some day you’re going to find that you really, really love Boston cream pie to the point that your ass will begin to jiggle like your foodstuff of choice and you’ll regret the fact that the whole damn world didn’t see every single inch of you when you were hot. Just ask Jennifer Love Hewitt. She’s kicking herself right now, muttering, “Why wasn’t I naked? Why wasn’t I naked? I’m such a dummy dummy dum-dum!” She told Health magazine (via People):
I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great!
I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated. I used to scoff and say, ‘No, I feel fat today!’ Now the joke’s on me.
I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer, because there will be that one day in your twenties when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg.
It’s too bad Health didn’t have the balls to print the rest of JLoHew’s statement: “And you know what else? Since you’re already going to be naked all the time, you should have as much sex as possible. With men and women. Strangers, friends, brothers-in-law, whatever. Just do it now while you look good, because once you’ve got saddle bags, you’re not going to want to ever take off your bathrobe.”
Her youth may not have been littered with Jennifer Love Hewitt nude, but she did offer up an accidental flash of boob at MrSkin.com.
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I love that photo because she even has that "this's not quite how it should be" face.