Jennifer Lopez turned forty years young this weekend. And if you're wondering if becoming a middle aged woman, coupled with now being the married mother of two, has mellowed the infamously insufferable harridan, here's your answer, via the NY Daily News:
Jennifer Lopez was overcome with a variety of emotions at her surprise 40th birthday bash Saturday night – and not all of those feelings were good . . . Lopez stayed true to her diva status and ìthrew a fitî when some of her guests were late.
ìThere were a noticeable amount of empty seats when the dinner started. Jennifer was really irritated. She was fuming because people were late, and complained about it really loudly to Marc,î said one partygoer, who added, ìJennifer was visibly upset and embarrassed."
If your loved one plans out an entire surprise celebration in your honor, we're pretty sure you're not allowed to grouse about it. Then again, this is J. Lo. When they say "Marc Anthony threw her a surprise party", what that really means is "Jennifer Lopez called all her friends and put on a fake deep voice saying, 'helllooooo! This is Marc Anthony! Spouse of the very beautiful and extremely talented Jennifer Lynn Lopez who was robbed of an Oscar because Hollywood consistently overlooks her incredible skillll! I am planning a surprise party for my amazing wife and you are required to come! Just a casual get-together–be sure to wear off-white and bring a present costing no less than $350 wrapped in silver paper and make sure it's not recycled because it chafes my skin! I mean, my wife's skin. Uhhh. Tell me baby girl 'cause I need to know. Ok bye."
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How many times is that infamously insufferable harridan going to turn 40?