We really thought we wouldn't see Jennifer Lopez until she'd farted out her tots, passed them on to a nanny, and spent three straight months on a treadmill, and then it would be with a glowing, beautifully lit ten-page spread in OK! of her and Skeletor and the twins gushing about how rewarding motherhood is and how she's spent the three months since her birth pureeing peas and carrots in the Cuisinart and learning how to clean up spittle, for which she would be paid more than the final take of El Cantante. But instead she's parading her hugely inflated gut all over New York, making for some prime photo ops like these:
If all goes according to plan, Jennifer Lopez will be receiving two special valentines: namely, her twin babies, who are due on Thursday, Feb. 14.While this date has been bandied about before, a source close to Lopez said Valentineís Day is the date sheís been focused on since the beginning of her pregnancy. ìShe didnít just like it because of the obvious correlation, which is sweet, but she also was happy that it … would easily make the deadline for the weekly magazine covers.î
The source said that Lopez would love it if she was able to have the first photo shoot take place in one of the three nurseries sheís had designed by Petit Tresor. ìShe spent over $120,000 on them (the nurseries),î said the source.
Thereís no overall theme to the nurseries, but all of them include cribs, changing tables and armoires imported from France and England and ìsome of it has 18 karat gold on the legs and knobs. The rooms will even have crystal chandeliers.î
The twins, who are rumored to be named Anna Maria and Marc Ruiz, will be sharing a room, at least at first.
Anna Maria and Marc Ruiz do not sound like names J.Lo would choose for her children. They're just so ordinary. And they don't help her sell a goddamn thing. We're guessing she'll name them after her upcoming film projects, Love and Other Impossible Pursuits and The Governess. They both pair so beautifully with Anthony.
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