We're convinced that celebrities never actually pay for anything. They walk into a store and think that their presence is payment enough, and if that doesn't work maybe they'll take a picture with the sales clerk, who will be so grateful to have touched such magnificence that they'll pay for any of the celeb's purchases out of their own pocket. And of course Jennifer Lopez is doing everything she can to prove this assumption correct. Page Six reports:
JENNIFER Lopez racked up more than $16,000 in limousine charges during the July premiere of her Spanish-language movie "El Cantante," and now she's fighting the limo company over the bill. While being chauffeured around New York for a week, Lopez – who is obviously pregnant, reportedly with twins – also ordered cars for her husband, Marc Anthony, stylist, Ken Paves, sister, Linda Lopez, and a slew of hangers-on. "Jennifer is being very difficult," said Spiegel Limousine Corp. honcho Sherif, who asked that his last name not be used. "We've been calling for several months to collect on the bill. When I asked why they aren't paying, the account person claimed nobody had authorized the transactions." Lopez's people apparently disagreed with Spiegel over how much is owed for time when the cars had to wait for passengers. After we called Lopez's reps, Sherif asked us to quash the story, claiming he wouldn't be paid if we reported the dispute. A Lopez rep told us, "The bills were being reviewed because there were some inaccuracies. An amount has been decided on, and payments are being made."
We are completely shocked and appalled that anyone would expect Jennifer Lopez to pay her bills at a time like this. Don't they know that she is finally pregnant? Do they know what kind of effort that took? She had to overcome the fact that her husband is a g.d. corpse! That really takes it out of a girl. To get past the creepy factor alone is one thing, but J.Lo was able to lure Marc's unliving sperm into her vagina and make it fertilize her eggs. That is a fucking feat. She does not have the time or the energy to conduct such plebeian tasks as paying bills. Plus, she spent the remainder of 2007's budget on cashmere diapers and gold-leafed baby wipes.
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