It appears that Jennifer Lopez's long years of staring into the skeletal face and red, sunken eyes of her man bride without the payoff of a fat, pregnant belly have really taken the fight out of her. Years ago her rider would have demanded fresh handmade Belgian chocolates covering the studio ceiling and carpets spun from the stomach linings of rare Algerian emus. These days all she wants is some bread and lightbulbs. Girl is weak.
The Mirror reports (via Celebitchy):
Top of the crackpot catalogue given to staff at Santa Monicaís famous Westlake Studios in LA was: change all the lights for dimmer ones and place them at angles to make the singer look ìdesirableî.One record executive told us: ìJ.Lo was such a diva when she was here last week. Her people sent us a three-page rider request for her dressing room which was absurd. It was so last-minute.
ìAll the lights had to be at a certain wattage and an angle to make her look good. Weíve never seen anything like it since Michael Jackson asked for a room to be made above the studio so his monkey Bubbles could watch him record.î
Her food needs also went into agonising detail. Our insider continues: ìShe wanted fresh, piping-hot Cuban bread which we had to trawl 10 bakeries to find and dozens of packets of Skittles – including the new sour flavour. She also wanted a gourmet meat selection, a separate cheese platter and crates of water and fruit and scented candles.
ìWe needed to get six extra members of staff to fetch all she needed and lug all the food and crates over.î
But then the star – who is making her new album – hardly touched her grub.
Our exec added: ìThere was enough to eat for about 20 people in the end, but she barely so much as looked at it.
ìNo one here could believe it – we knew she was a little demanding sometimes but this was absurd.î
After another few years playing the dutiful Mrs. Zombie with no offspring in sight, J.Lo's rider will look a little something like this: Razor blades, one (1) package. Rubbing alcohol, four (4) ounces. One (1) body bag, labeled "Marc Anthony."
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