Celebrities really have a hard time. They generally hide it well behind their veneered teeth and their Botoxed brows, but underneath they are seething, ready to crack at the first mention of their spreading thighs, their shrinking breasts, their receding hairlines. Jennifer Garner, for one, is not going to take it anymore. She's fed up, dammit, and she doesn't care if the whole world knows it. Stop looking at her and let her be ugly for once. Have some compassion, people.
"Your looks can be just as important as your acting ability in Hollywood. Being on a weekly show like Alias, where I play a butt-kicking spy and wear all sorts of figure-hugging outfits, I've felt constant pressure to look good. And I'll admit, sometimes it's really gotten to me." We think Jen should watch her back and quit her griping, since her career is quickly slipping to her possible impregnator Ben Affleck's level thanks to Elektra.
She added, "I'm probably most conscious of my body image when I'm getting ready for an awards show, because I know so many people will be watching. I try on thousands of dresses." You mean those fabulous, expensive dresses that designers hand over free of charge just because you're the star of 13 Going On 30? Those dresses? I'm just going to go cry into my Old Navy performance fleece vest now, thank you very much.
