This is a picture of Jennifer Garner. She has a boyish body and very small breasts, which sometimes make her stomach more prominent. Sometimes she wears shirts that are tight and you can see the contour of her stomach beneath the fabric. For those of you who have never seen the naked body of a female, they usually do not look anything like Gwen Stefani, with a stomach as flat as a dining room table. Sometimes they eat things, and those things then go into a large receptacle in the body that is capable of expanding to hold many, many hot dogs and beers and barbecue potato chips. Also, Jennifer Garner sometimes wears shirts that do not cling to her belly. Maybe she's bloated, or maybe she just doesn't feel like dealing with adjusting a tight garment every five minutes. Neither of these fashion choices mean that she is carrying a Fleck fetus. Also, we're pretty sure that whatever is underneath that tank top feels remarkably similar to a brick wall, and bellies full o' babies don't usually feel like that, unless you are maybe Hulk Hogan's mom. Thank you for your time.
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Back. Arched. 'nuff said.
Didn't she just have a kid? Lay off.
Yeah, I think that was their whole point, Einstein
I love that Jennifer Garner has small breast and doesn't worry about it. She makes me not feel better about having small breast also. She takes good care of her body also.
I would be happy if we get to see her breast also though.
She hasn't lost the baby weight after 1.5 yrs.
Her early days on Alias she was a good 15+ lbs less.