Remember when Jennifer Garner was on that show called Hot Buff Broad in Wigs or whatever it was? Then she got 'Flecked. His semen was like meth in that it drained the user of her youthful bloom. She began favoring jeans labeled "relaxed-seat Riders" and appeared in public with Zwieback-tinged spit-up on her sleeves. Sure, she looked happy, but we are Americans, and when it comes to attractiveness, we will choose "painful, tight smile covering up hunger pangs and tooth-whitening sting" over "relaxed cheerful mom" any old day of the week. But it appears that Jen might just be ready to settle back into minx mode. A shopgirl at a Vancouver lingerie shop recently assisted the dimple-faced star and squealed to the National Enquirer:
"Jennifer came in and bought a collection of sexy little numbers including two black bustiers. She pointed to her breasts and giggled as she told the sales girl, 'I wanted to take advantage of my baby biscuits while I've still got them!' "
Whoo hoo. The babe is back! Just picturing a baby opening up a KFC combo meal to bite into a big buttery mouthful of Jennifer Garner's Affleck-buttered breasts is enough to make any red-blooded male flushed with arousal. Down, boys. Or something.
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