Laurel and Hardy. Stiller and Wilson. Bert and Ernie. Along with these homies, the longtime bromance of Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time. They met as Friends, and Friends they have remained for well over a decade, but the magic may be coming to an end soon. Why? Because Jennifer's genitals (<– a new movie from Diablo Cody) have a one-track mind and nothing will stop them from landing a suitable mate. The National Enquirer says:
Courteney Cox has ditched her longtime BFF Jennifer Aniston!
"It seems like Courteney and Jen's close friendship has chilled in recent months, and it comes down to their lifestyles not gelling anymore," an insider told The ENQUIRER. "Jen is almost a workaholic who spends her free time dating and hunting for Mr. Right, while Courteney is happily married and busy juggling work and motherhood."
Courteney's husband David Arquette "can't be thrilled with the idea of Courteney developing a roving eye as she cruises parties and restaurants as Jen's wing girl."
Oh yeah, because that happens all the time. You and your dude-brahs are down at Paddy O'Jager's slamming brews and listening to Daughtry and you're trying to make time with the sweet little honey across the bar, but her damn ugly friend keeps getting in the way. Her damn ugly friend COURTENEY COX. Sure, sure.
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They can see each other all the time (and even make out) in Cox's wildly successful show Dirt. Unless it was canceled, which it was.