Jennifer Aniston Points Her Can-iston in Our General Direction

Yesterday there was debate over whether or not Jennifer Aniston forgot to stuff an errant labe into her bikini bottom. We say no, that's just leg fat, as unsexual as Paris Hilton's ass flap. But today we've moved on. Today Jennifer Aniston is waving her ass in our collective face. It's as if she's saying, "Hey boys, did you know that I'm single again? Single and ready to mingle, baby. Look at what you could have. Tasty, huh? Yeah, I work out. So if you're interested, come on over and stick it in. No, no, not that hole, lower. That one we'll save. It will be your reward for after you put a baby in the other hole. C'mon, please, please, please put a baby in there. I promise I won't be clingy or desperate or annoying. Just give me a damn baby already! Someone? Anyone? Please? Please?"