You know how you got really mad at your high school boyfriend for spending more time with his Playstation than he did with you so you dumped him? Jennifer Aniston is totally the same. Only she was pissed about John Mayer's Twittering habits. Reports IMDb:
Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped boyfriend John Mayer because of his obsession with social networking website Twitter.The pair ended their romance earlier this month, with some reports alleging it was Mayer's decision to break up.
But, according to U.K. magazine Star, Aniston ended the relationship after discovering Mayer was spending hours posting updates on Twitter.com, despite claiming he was too busy to get in touch with her.
A source close to Aniston tells the publication, "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didnít have time for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, heíd update with some stupid line.
"She was like, ëHe has time for all this Twittering, but he canít send me a text, an email, make a call?í He didnít deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said Ok, and he was sorry it didnít work out.î
God, poor Jen. Girl just can't catch a break. First, her impossibly hunky husband leaves her for a duck-billed platypus in sexy, sexy human form and they have tons of babies together. So obviously the sound of babies is going to make her crazy. Then she seems to find a nice new boyfriend who makes her happy, only he's way too busy tweeting to pay her any attention. So now she can't even hear the gentle song of a tiny little bird outside of her window without crying. What's next? Is her next boyfriend going to find a way to ruin the sound of a purring kitten for her? Is she going to be forced to stick knitting needles in her ears?
P.S. This is our second Twitter-focused post in two days. Does this mean that the medium is officially dead? Cause we kinda like it.
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Re: John Mayer. Jennifer should take a hint from her own movie — "He's Just Not That Into You."