When all the gossip magazines and websites have banded together to make one out as a bitter harpy spinster with a crumbling, dusty womb covered in cobwebs, what else can one do but make lemonade? That's exactly what bitter harpy spinster Jennifer Aniston is doing! According to The Hollywood Reporter, she's signed on to play the part of a single lady getting artificially inseminated in a movie called (dig it) THE BASTER. As in "turkey".
Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman are teaming for the romantic comedy "The Baster," which Mandate Pictures will shoot in the spring in New York.
Bateman and Aniston will play best friends Wally and Kassie. When Wally learns that Kassie plans to become pregnant through artificial insemination, he replaces the donor's semen with his own and must live with the secret that he is the father of her child.
Great casting, but who's going to play the actual turkey baster? Chris Klein lacks the emotional range that covers being an inanimate object, so he's out. But Tom Cruise is used to sucking up his body weigh in semen, so he's always a good consideration.
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The last time I looked, bastard was spelled with an “a”.
Definition : Bastard – an illegitimate or fatherless child