If any of you are in the vicinity of Angelina Jolie on this fine day (perhaps because you are a sick loser and spend your day rooting through her trash cans in hopes that she maybe threw out a pair of used panties or something) do not let her look at any celebrity gossip. She will be pissed that Jennifer Aniston was kissing all over Vince Vaughn in public and stealing her hot and sexually satisfied spotlight.
We have been in denial about the possible canoodling, if you will, of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, because we find Jen a delightful and lovely young lady who deserves an upstanding, handsome young man who would hold open doors for her and tell her sheís beautiful, not someone who looks like he needs to feast on the blood of babies to survive and constantly has sweaty balls. But, hey, weíve heard that some people find him charmingly witty and attractive, but weíve never been one to be hip with the crowd. Finally after months of being taunted with nothing but words, weíre granted with actual pictures of Vaughniston (as the kids are saying) cramming their tongues down each otherís throats. You can see them for yourself here. In retaliation for all the joy Jennifer seems to be experiencing, we expect Angelina and Brad to adopt an earthquake-orphaned infant from Kashmir and announce their inevitable engagement during an HBO special called ìBrad and Angelina: Our Lives Are Nothing but Humping and Orphansî. Thatíll put that bitch in her place and make her sad again.
Poor Jennifer at MrSkin.com.
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn: More than Just Friends (Ugh)
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