Insecure people with too much money will do just about anything to get someone to love them. There have been those rumors about celebrities bleaching their bungholes so as to appear more attractive to mates. Jocelyn Wildenstein turned herself into a feline gorgon for the love of a man. But we’re thinking that Jennifer Love Hewitt is just bored. Why else would she litter her vag hole (which she calls her “precious lady”) with Swarovski crystals? We guess it’s a more productive hobby than scrapbooking, but we’re a bit concerned. How do you stick the suckers on? Does a helpful pal come at your snatch with a hot glue gun? Cause that doesn’t really seem worth it. Just listen for yourself as JLoHew talks about how she “vagazzles” her “vajayjay.” And please, never ever ever make us say that again. The good part starts at around 2:35.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Sticks Crystals on Her Cooter
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I would still nibble a sparkly crystallized bit of that cooter pie!
And yet she won’t do a nude scene on film. This is just…wrong!
perhaps this is why she is making it sparkly for us???
No, that’s not it. If you want to do that to your privates, you’d have to be stoned out of your mind…or extremely kinky.
ITS ANNOYING? GET OVER IT…thats what you are paid for!!! FAME.
George Lopez kinda sounds creepy regarding her booty…GROSS.
I have to laud George for not requesting to SEE when she said… In honor of you I am wering PINK CRYSTALS today like my dress…” )(badly paraphrased)(
jenn has always been one of my go to girls but this is a pathetic attempt to become relevant again. she is bordering on becoming the epitome of the attention whore. much ado about nothing.
having said that, she looks great and the fact of the matter is i COULD LISTEN TO HER TALK ABOUT HER COOTER FOR A LONG TIME IF SHE TALKS LIKE THAT. IT WAS A TURN ON.