Jennifer Love Hewitt Sticks Crystals on Her Cooter

jennifer-love-hewitt-contortionistInsecure people with too much money will do just about anything to get someone to love them. There have been those rumors about celebrities bleaching their bungholes so as to appear more attractive to mates. Jocelyn Wildenstein turned herself into a feline gorgon for the love of a man. But we’re thinking that Jennifer Love Hewitt is just bored. Why else would she litter her vag hole (which she calls her “precious lady”) with Swarovski crystals? We guess it’s a more productive hobby than scrapbooking, but we’re a bit concerned. How do you stick the suckers on? Does a helpful pal come at your snatch with a hot glue gun? Cause that doesn’t really seem worth it. Just listen for yourself as JLoHew talks about how she “vagazzles” her “vajayjay.” And please, never ever ever make us say that again. The good part starts at around 2:35.

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Ralphimus January 13, 2010 at 11:31 am

I would still nibble a sparkly crystallized bit of that cooter pie!

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WeirdArchives January 13, 2010 at 11:33 am

And yet she won’t do a nude scene on film. This is just…wrong!

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Ralphimus January 13, 2010 at 1:17 pm

perhaps this is why she is making it sparkly for us???

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WeirdArchives January 13, 2010 at 1:25 pm

No, that’s not it. If you want to do that to your privates, you’d have to be stoned out of your mind…or extremely kinky.

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rachel gibson January 13, 2010 at 3:10 pm

ITS ANNOYING? GET OVER IT…thats what you are paid for!!! FAME.

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rachel gibson January 13, 2010 at 3:11 pm

George Lopez kinda sounds creepy regarding her booty…GROSS.

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Ralphimus January 13, 2010 at 4:27 pm

I have to laud George for not requesting to SEE when she said… In honor of you I am wering PINK CRYSTALS today like my dress…” )(badly paraphrased)(

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festie January 26, 2011 at 8:37 am

jenn has always been one of my go to girls but this is a pathetic attempt to become relevant again. she is bordering on becoming the epitome of the attention whore. much ado about nothing.

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festie January 26, 2011 at 8:40 am

having said that, she looks great and the fact of the matter is i COULD LISTEN TO HER TALK ABOUT HER COOTER FOR A LONG TIME IF SHE TALKS LIKE THAT. IT WAS A TURN ON.

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