Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the fast track to Jennifer Anistontown. They’re both named Jennifer, they both enjoy choosing projects blander than vegan food, and THEY WILL DIE ALONE. Following her breakup with former fiance Ross McCall, JLH took up with Jamie Kennedy, and now he has run screaming from her squint, says People.
After a year-long romance, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up, a rep has confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE.
No further details were available, leaving us to speculate that the combined power of her vagazzled vagine and her pear ass was just a little too much sparkle and fruit for Jamie to take.
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Kudos, CNW! That “THEY WILL DIE ALONE” line made me spit pork sandwich at my PC. It’s funny ’cause it’s true…
OK the VAGAZZLE comments are MINE!!! (I wonder if she pans to SPARKLE for PLAYBOY anytime soon?)
Well, looks like someone will be having a shot at Ms. Hewitt. I’m hoping there’ll be no sex tapes released between her and that Kennedy guy. That’s one show I’ll be passing like the plague.