There was once a time when the thought of seeing Jennifer Lopez‘s tuchus was enough to send heterosexual men into paroxysms of lust. Then again, this was also the time in which people thought American Beauty was untouchable genius and everyone wore white belts or Tommy Hilfiger. These days, Kim Kardashian and Coco-T are the height of glute-y beauty, but today, CNW goes old school with a Jennifer Lopez upskirt of sorts (She’s either wearing bikini bottoms or undies). Maybe I’ve been doing this way too long, and the butt is nice and all, but I was maybe expecting something more of a spectacle when J. Lo lifted her dress. Like maybe Marcellus Wallace’s soul would be shining out of it, or Shriners would be parading out of it in fezzes and tiny cars.
Swing J. Lo, Sweet Cheekiots
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Bump and grindee… me still wanna SPANK dat Hiney!!!
Let me get this straight. You guys perv over a fat ass for years and then you’re shocked when it turns out to be just that–a fat ass!? Different strokes, I suppose…
pssssssst: SHE NEEDED TO SHIT, folks!!