Earlier this week, Jennifer Lopez and her sparkly skin succeeded in blocking the release of a no-nudity, no-sex “sex” tape featuring her and her surely charming ex-husband Ojani Noa. Ojani, licking his wounds, went on a Spanish language talk show and explained that the reasons Jennifer hates him so much is not because he’s trying to sell private footage of her, but because her voodoo queen witch doctor poisoned her mind via a shower of blood and entrails. Really. Reports the Enquirer (via Celebitchy):
“At the end of the ‘90s, my black magic godmother – who is now Jennifer’s spiritual leader – was protecting me, taking care of me, helping me and guiding me like a son.
“We participated together in sacrifices of chickens and hens, and in one occasion, I was present when they were cleansing Jennifer with the blood of a hen.” The hen’s blood was poured over Jennifer until she was covered in it, Noa said. Then she was bathed in “holy water” to wash away the blood, and herbs were passed over her body. “Meanwhile, the godmother was asking the gods to cleanse Jennifer and save our marriage,” he said.
Noa claims he participated in the Santeria rituals and animal sacrifices only because Jennifer believed in them. “I’ve realized that I was never in favor of the animal sacrifices, but I was present at the rituals Jennifer was doing to improve her career and her love life. Jennifer had a lot of faith in these animal sacrifices, cleansings, black magic and Santeria.”
It’s been said throughout the years that J. Lo is a diva who requires $500 an ounce lotions, the finest tropical flowers, and pure raw silk t.p. The truth is, all she needs is to slather herself in chicken blood and some cilantro and she’s good to go. So that’s how you get the that J. Lo glow.
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I read the headline here and I think: Lopez will star in the CARRIE remake… sadly not so though I was hoping… would LOVE to see her in the shower scene!