Jennifer Lopez and Coco Butt Battle

Coco T has no discernible talent aside from her enormous butt, which is like a stern obelisk jutting out of the landscape, awing everyone in its path. Which is a bigger and better talent than acting, singing or juggling, honestly. Coco knows where her talents lie, and for the past several weeks, she’s been quietly upstaging everyone who tries to upstage her ass. When Kim Kardashian appeared in a tight catsuit at the Bullrun Live Rally, Coco was right behind her, bigger and better butt stuffed into a tighter and shinier get-up. And now we have these pictures of original asstress Jennifer Lopez on the beach in Mexico, and while Coco didn’t follow her on vacation, she cleverly leaked a photo of her naked butt (after the cut). Let this be a lesson to all of you. Do not attempt to out-butt the master. It’s embarrassing and futile, like challenging Paris Hilton to a herpes-off.