Everyone knows that the porn industry prefers a big fat dong to a pretty face. The industryís biggest male star, Ron Jeremy, looks like our crazy uncle who lives out of his van, eats nothing but Hostess fruit pies, and still thinks itís 1972. Not exactly what your average girl would call Prince Charming. But now pornís biggest female star, Jenna Jameson, wants to make a fuck flick with Mike Tyson.
Former boxing champ Tyson is reportedly hard up for cash due to a hefty tax bill and is contemplating taking Jamesonís offer to make his man meat bring home the bacon. Tyson told Britainís Zoo magazine, "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry. I need the money up front." And if the choice of an ex-boxer with a face like the runt of the bulldog litter and a voice like a castrated baboon who spent six years in prison on rape charges seems an odd choice, consider the words of boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least fourteen inches long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star." Fourteen inches? Thatís longer than the prosthetic Marky Mark wore in Boogie Nights. Thatís longer than most newborn babies. Thatís probably enough to send any normal girl into a shock-induced coma, but weíre sure Jenna can handle it.
Get a sneak peek at Mike's manhood at MaleStars.com.
Chances are you've seen every inch of Jenna's naked body, but it can't hurt to see it again at MrSkin.com.
Jenna Jameson and the Fourteen-Inch Pork Sword
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