It's not often that we hear a good piece of gossip about Jenna Elfman. If Dharma & Greg weren't in reruns, we wouldn't even remember who she is. But after seeing Tom Cruise and John Travolta stuffing their private jets with big piles of money, Elfman is trying to follow their cue by talking some crazy shit about Scientology. And, boy, do we ever mean crazy.
Since Looney Tunes: Back in Action didn't quite reinvigorate Jenna's career as she may have hoped, she's banking on good ol' religious fervor to gain her some publicity. "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal," Elfman told the Scientology-themed magazine Celebrity. How does she plan to do this? By pamphleteering or handing out cookies shaped like L. Ron Hubbard? Nope. She sees it as her "duty to clear the planet" of body thetans. See, Scientologists believe that 75 million years ago there was a nuclear explosion that left aliens roaming the earth; these are body thetans. Look for Elfman to reenact scenes from Battlefield Earth on the streets of Los Angeles any day now.
Jenna Elfman: Global Warrior
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