Jen Aniston: Totally, Utterly Straight. For Reals.

We CelebNewsWire hens have ben clucking for a couple weeks about Jennifer Aniston possibly enjoying the company of ladies (psst! And their vaginas!) for a while. I mean, she gave up Pitt. Something smells a little Sapphic there. And it isn't just us–E! gossip biddy Ted Casablancas hit us with this barely-concealed blind item about Jen's love for tickling the ovaries. Jen finally hits back and rubbishes the rumors, but really, can you blame us for talking? Jennifer Aniston, you are such an enigma! You're with Brad, you're separated, you're still best friends, you're divorcing, you're spending the night together in hotels, you're living with your hairdresser, you're munching box. Just get your stories straight (pun intended?) and maybe everyone will lay off. Sheesh.

The last straw came for Jen at the hands of the folks at Productshopnyc.com, who had a story about Jen falling for a female relative of an anonymous male movie star. Jen's publicist, Kevin Huvane, released this statement: "Of all the preposterous things that have been written about Jennifer, this one takes the cake. Jennifer Aniston is not a lesbian." We think maybe Kevin was confused and thought there were rumors circulating that she was a thespian. I mean, come on, we've all seen Friends. Not a lot of range.

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