Being benevolent and conscientious sorts, we enjoy keeping track of CelebNewsWire's stats. We enjoy seeing what stories are the most popular with our beloved readers and popular search phrases driving new visitors here. Some might saddle this with the stuffy title of "market research"; we like to call it caring. So we've noticed that, in the past month, a curious number of you have found your way here by searching the phrase "Jemima Khan upskirt." Curious because we never featured said Jemima Khan upskirt, and curious because Jemima Khan is only demi-famous, for being a wealthy person who attends charity functions, and for dorking Hugh Grant.
So imagine our surprise and delight when we loaded up the old Apple IIe this morning to find a Jemima Khan upskirt sitting like a golden egg in our inbox. This could only be divine intervention. Thanks, Jesus!
Jemima Khan is not naked at MrSkin.com. But Jemima ROOPER is.