So we all know that some kids are raised on a healthy American diet of KFC bowls, Lunchables, and secondhand Marlboro smoke. But My Name is Earl star Jaime Pressly takes the tastykake when it comes to to stuffing a child’s maw full of inappropriate stuff. According to our personal barista, Female First:
She said: “My kid is really loud. He is just like ‘MOMMY’ all the time. And I’ll be standing right next to him. He means no harm. He just wants a cup of Cuban coffee!”
Jaime also revealed her son’s addiction is being encouraged by [her boyfriend] Cuban-born Eric Cubiche.
She added: “You think when Eric and Dezi are speaking to each other in Spanish they’re mad, but they’re really just saying, ‘Hey, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?’”
The 31-year-old actress added she was surprised that Dezi didn’t inherit his father’s dark skin. She said: “Eric is very, very, very dark. He’s Cuban with an olive complexion. Dezi came out looking like me. It’s pretty crazy! Although he does tan really well!”
Ah, yes, nothing follows up a few shots of Cuban espresso quite like putting your infant in the sun for seven hours to achieve that deep, dark Hollywood glow. Of course, a sippy cup full of Diet Red Bull is a good way to keep that baby fat at bay while making sure your child has enough pep to get through a few rounds of Farmer in the Dell. It’s in Dr. Spock, look it up.
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