J. Lo's Ass Immortalized in Oils

J. Lo's big fat ass has been the muse of many an artistic dilettante. We've seen it ensconced in the finest fashions from Milan and Paree, jiggling hypnotically in our faces via aesthetically stunning music videos, heard it praised joyously in song. But her husband Marc Anthony knows that oil paint is the greatest medium in which to celebrate those twin globules of loin flesh.

You already knew Marc was a world-class singer, and sure, he's a handsome enough chap, but did you know that he was also quite the little budding Van Gogh? That's OK, neither did we. But it seems that Marc was so inspired by his wife's protruding posterior that he had to grab a brush and palette and immortalize it forever.

ìJ. Lo was so flattered by the beautiful portrait Marc painted of her that she hung it in her dressing room at home,î a source told In Touch Weekly. ìIt depicts Jennifer from her backside . . . Itís very artistic and tasteful.î You heard it here, kids! Jennifer Lopez's ass is tasty! Oh, wait, that said "tasteful". Eh, whatever.

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