Apparently, Jennifer Lopez really, really likes it when people comment on her large buttocks, so please be sure to approach her and tell her just how much you enjoy her protruding yet peculiarly firm and honestly kind of biteable ass the next time you see her out and about. You know, the next time she shows up at your studio apartment to watch your torrented copy of Spanglish and eat a Totino's Party Pizza on your futon. Hahahahahahaha. Loser.
Do you think a "badonkadonk", as the kids say, like Jenny Lo's comes naturally? Pish posh, you daft boob! A can like that takes hard work. Luckily, all you need is a personal trainer and several spare hours a day to spend solely on the care and feeding of your duff. J. Lo unlocks the secrets of the world's most famous rear:
"I do special squats and work with loads of weights in the gym to achieve my butt. And in a way I'm kind of flattered when people compliment me for having a big ass."
This isn't particularly breaking news. It isn't actually news, even. It's just that we've missed J. Lo. It's been a while since we've seen Old Rumpus Delecti Lopez in the news. Ol' Fatass. Ol' Fatty von Bubblebutt. Haunches. Haunches McGee.
Dat azz! At MrSkin.com.
