Politics can be a confusing and frustrating thing, but it could always be worse. Jennifer Lopez could be President of the United States.
Mrs. Anthony recently touted her domineering personality to a German magazine. "I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool." We agree. That would be, like, so totally cool. That would be just like senior year when Heather Hoffman won senior class president and promised the best prom ever. And you know what, it was the best prom ever. But we bet that J. Lo's prom, er, inauguration will be even better.
We're having a hard time deciding what our favorite aspect of a Lopez presidency would be. The addition of gold glitter hot pants to Armed Forces uniforms? The televised State of the Union/dance-a-thon? The "President Night" movie marathons on TBS featuring back-to-back screenings of The Wedding Planner and Maid in Manhattan? No, we think it would have to be the planned makeover on that stuffy old White House. "The first thing I'd do is redecorate the White House–it doesn't look cosy," Lopez said. We've always thought the Oval Office needed a bit more shabby chic style, perhaps some stencils of pansies and daffodils on the ceiling. That would be just the thing to show foreign dignitaries that we mean business.
J. Lo's oval orafice! Lopez, naked, at MrSkin.com.
