With the obvious exception of Fergie and others of her urine-stained, hatchet-faced ilk, we're trying to get away from ragging on celebrities' looks. It's one thing to knock someone for wearing white shoes after Labor Day or getting Meg Ryan lips, but if someone's gained a few or has jug ears, who are we to judge? However, we do feel compelled to point out Jennifer Lopez's obvious gray roots:
This is a woman famous for, like, bathing in $7 million/oz. anti-aging pegasus semen, and yet she attends an awards show sporting an inch and a half of Clooney gray? Tsk!
What's most confounding is the fact that other than the roots, she looks utterly flawless, arguably better than she's ever looked. See, we wouldn't care a lick if it were Joe Blow or Jane Schmoe walking down the street with some rootage. But we hold J. Lo to a higher standard than the rest of us mortals. We expect her to show up places all properly turned-out and crap. That's her job. She's paid the big bucks to stand there all dewy and glowy (GLO-y?) and we're paid to sit here and rip her to pieces. "Celebrity": it's a well-oiled machine.
More pics of Grey-Lo here.
You won't care about the gray when you see Jenny Lo naked at MrSkin.com.
J. Lo Goes Gray, Yo
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