Here’s some bad news, bears: poor ole Tatum O’Neal has fallen off the wagon again. But there’s good news to be had as well: after tossing back a trillion cocktails, she was seen tongue-wrangling and hooter-honking another woman outside of Pop Burger in NYC on Wednesday. If you had to schtup John McEnroe for a decade, wouldn’t you swear off men, too?
The (sexy!) incident occurred this past Wednesday. She reportedly glugged several cosmopolitans before shitfacedly spilling a drink all over another customer. Wisely deciding it was time to get some air, she stepped outside for a smoke break, where she began chatting up a “stunning blonde” woman. An onlooker told the NY Post (and we swear, we’re not making this up), “They started fooling around and were full-on making out. Then she started feeling the girl’s boobs and rubbing her crotch. It was so graphic.” The couple’s coot-scootin’ boogie was broken up when Pop Burger’s manager sent a waiter out to tell O’Neal to settle her bill and go get a goddamn room. She paid for the drinks, then left, hand-in-hand, with the unnamed blonde broad. Oh my God! First Cynthia Nixon, now Tatum? Who’s next, Meredith Baxter? Save our B-listers from the perils of lesbianism!
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