Have we been Punkíd? Are we really that gullible? And, even more frightening, is Ashton Kutcher really smarter than all of us? These are questions for the ages.
On Monday morning after we rooted through the laundry basket and tried to find the least stinky pair of pants and then crawled into work, we were greeted with wonderful and joyous news: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore had legitimized their bewildering and creepy May/224 B.C. romance. We immediately baked them some congratulatory cupcakes and wrote a nice little poem. But now it seems that the whole thing may have been a hoax–or a punk, if you will–and we are pissed. We have never been fooled by a cast member of That í70s Show and weíre not about to start now. Important people in the know–read: not us–have been receiving an email that claims to be from Kutcherís producing partner, Jason Goldberg, that says, "Preparations for the ceremony are in full swing, and it's actually more [trouble] than preparing a real wedding, if that's possible. Please remember that not everyone attending knows that this is for the show, so bring your A-game and keep your mouth shut." And who, exactly, was Kutcher trying to punk? Why, US Weekly and People, of course. Although we hate to be made fools of ourselves, we wholly endorse anyone pranking the false tabloids. Kutcherís rep denies the validity of the email, but she wonít confirm whether or not Kutcher and Moore are indeed married, so we think the only person sheís been talking to regarding the situation is the guy hanging out backstage at The Queen Mary with the Demi Moore impersonator.
Check out Demi's wedded tits at MrSkin.com.
And that punk Ashton at MaleStars.com.
Is Their Whole Relationship One Big, Long Punk Too?
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