Eva Mendes has been recently linked to SNL funnyfella Jason Sudeikis. Nothing’s been confirmed, of course, but if the latest rumors are true, Eva’s got a type!
A source close to the gorgeous Ghost Rider gal told the National Enquirer that Eva’s been spending a lot of time with none other than Larry David, Mr. Curb Your Enthusiasm himself!
“Larry is winning Eva over slowly but surely.It seems hard to believe, but he’s an exceptionally charming guy who has women falling at his feet right now,” spills the source. “He’s rich, intelligent, sensitive – and he’s in decent shape for a guy his age. Eva is attracted to men with a great sense of humor, so it helps that Larry is one of the funniest guys around.
“A few months ago, they ended up spending hours together at a party at a friend’s house, and they really clicked. Eva is really taken with Larry’s sensitive side, and she says that he has a ‘sexy’ personality.”
You hear that, guys? You don’t have to look like Robert Pattinson to land the hottest woman in town. Just be funny. And sensitive. And intelligent. And rich. And funny. And the writer of Seinfeld.
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You are all effete homosexuals who suck on each other’s penises if you do not want to make love to this Latin vision of loveliness. It is a shame if the story is true and she is wasting her charms on an elderly Jew from New York, but perhaps she cannot stomach further dealings with the effete homosexual acting commune of Hollywood and has turned to a gentleman who truly enjoys making love to a brown-skinned beauty such as herself with his wrinkled, circumcised, presumably minute male member.
Sounds like Larry David’s doing prrrrrrrrrettttttyyyyyy good. Prrrrrettttyy, prrretttyy good.