Sienna Miller has a new boyfriend. And he’s not married. Or famous, really, at least as far as we know. We’ve known about this new beau for a few days, but we figured he’d be gone soon, so why bother reporting on it? But today Squeaky Fromme was released from prison. And in honor of her totally awesome name, we thought it was time to share with you the name of Sienna’s new man: DJ Slinky Wizard. Yep. DJ Slinky Wizard. What do you think she calls him? Slink? Wiz? Penis? No matter. Here they are together on a boat. Hmmm. That’s familiar. All that’s missing this time is a wedding ring and some naked boobs. Which makes Slinky Wizard 100% worse than Balthazar Getty.
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And they are also not having sex on the boat, she must be slipping, or this is a bogus affair organised by her PR’s to keep the limelight of her affair with Getty until he gets his divorce, he might be getting paid to do this stunt, if not he will be dumped like Rhys I fans by text when Getty is back on he scene
Yeah, either this is a PR scam, or he’s got a wife and least a couple of kids we don’t know about.
Oh hell, let him enjoy it as long as it lasts. Who knows….