Kate Moss is an unrepentant hedonist, and the fact that she has a child and a new fiance isn’t going to change that. I mean, she’s in a profession in which her liveliehood hinges the way she looks, yet she stays up for days on end, smokes cartons of full tar cigarettes, and inhales enough blow to frost Mt. Hood like a cupcake. She recently bleached her hair out for a Vogue shoot, but right before she did that, she got drunk and caused a scene at a London sex store, according to an outraged citizen who was… uh… apparently in the sex store with her? I don’t know. The always-entertaining News of the World says:
BOOZED-UP bride-to-be Kate Moss bought NINE sex toys and went wild on an outrageous X-rated visit to a saucy Soho shop. Kate, 36, who fell over TWICE, kept yelling at the top of her voice: “I’m horny and I’m in a sex shop.”
An onlooker told us: “She was totally trolleyed and collapsed on the floor after looking at a popper called Rush which was opened in the shop. Then she started squirting strawberry flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”
Remember when you were a kid and you would jokingly simulate drunkenness by crossing your eyes and tripping around, fake hiccuping and saying, “I’m DRUNK!”? That’s what this source sounds like. “And then Kate fell down and then she threw up and then she peed in her pants and the pee smelled like beer and then she drank it and I seen it.”
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she just knows prudish americans like this way of talking………….