If We Would Just Leave Tara Reid Alone She Could Put the Bottle Down

We seem to write about Tara Reid a lot. In fact, weíve already written about her twice this week. The girl is just damned entertaining. But apparently itís people like us who keep the girl down. If it werenít for the media portraying Tara as a constantly boozed-up and half-naked whore then she would be a respected actress who sips tea and knits doilies in her free time.

So Tara Reid couldnít even keep a job that revolved around a constant stream of Jaeger shots and grinding against greasy men in clubs, as Taradise has been officially cancelled. And now sheís bitching that sheís always portrayed as the out-of-control party girl. After starring in a television series that showed her partying every night. Right. In an interview with Steppiní Out magazine, Tara ranted about her abuse by the media. "The gossip reporters know the truth. They know they could write good things about me. They could write I'm a good person who is cleaning up her act. I am getting older, and I want different things in my life. I want to get married and have kids.î Yes, they could write about that time they saw you saving that poor blind orphan from a burning building. But they are cruel and heartless and donít want the world to know about your good deeds. They need to have a sacrificial fuck-up, and with Courtney Love in rehab, youíre it, baby. Oh, and the publicists deserve some of the blame too. "I've had a million publicists, and they've done nothing for me . . . Publicists are supposed to fight for me and believe in me, and they don't do that. They don't!î So basically, Tara, youíre paying someone to do a shitty job for you. That means that on top of being a crazy boob-flashing drunk youíre a crappy boss. Oh, and the editors and directors and producers behind Taradise, theyíre at fault for your image too. "I thought Taradise was going to help me . . . I wanted to show the whole world the truth–I'm fun . . . But do I think it was cut like that? No. It could have been a better show . . . I didn't want to look like a total party-girl drug retard. I think the shots they show aren't fair." So they have some footage of you looking like a ìtotal party-girl drug retard,î as you call it, and they have some footage of you sitting in your hotel room, enjoying a nice cheese plate and pouring over a copy of Proust. Can you really blame them for using the ìdrug retardî footage? Here's an idea, Tara: If you're so concerned about being portrayed as a party girl, stop going out. Not forever, just for a couple of months. Do something else for a little while, volunteer for charity, go to the gym, whatever. Prove to us that you can do it, that you don't have to get trashed and expose various body parts every week. "Listen, if I could get good movies, you would never see me going out. But when there's nothing to do, what am I supposed to do, just sit in my house and go crazy? But going out is not all I do." Oh. So you're just bored, is that it? Ok, here's another idea: Enroll in some acting classes. That would take up a nice chunk of your time so that you're not stuck at home going crazy, and it would also help you with that whole getting movie parts thing. Sounds like a plan.

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