Listen up, celebrities. Paul Walker is sick and tired of you always bitching about being followed by the paparazzi. He for one finds it simple to avoid having his photograph taken. All he has to do is possess fewer acting skills than Jean-Claude Van Damme and star in really crappy movies that only thirteen-year-olds watch. See, easy.
If it weren't for the magic of the internets (or the wisdom of Roger Ebert) we wouldn't even know that a movie called Eight Below existed, let alone that it's the number one film in the country. That is because we are old enough to buy beer and drive cars and we don't spend upwards of four hours a day locked in the bathroom with a copy of our mom's Victoria's Secret catalog. OK, we lied about that last one. But still, we are not thirteen. And since the paparazzi are also not thirteen, Paul Walker finds it effortless to escape their prying lenses. He told Complex magazine:
"All these people who complain and bitch about it… move. Get the fuck out! You don't like the press, why the hell are you shopping on Rodeo Drive? Come on, it's easy to disappear if you want to."
Walker finds it just as easy to disappear in films as it is in real life. All he has to do is hide his monumentally poor acting chops behind the even less skilled, like Vin Diesel or a pack of Huskies.
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