OK, now they're just fucking with us. We bought the story about Kevin Federline guesting in a small role on CSI. It had quotes 'n' shit, so it was totally legit. Plus, the average viewing age on CBS still hovers around sixty-eight, so Kev could count on failing hearing and eyesight to mask his inadequacies. But a three-episode arc on Entourage? What's next? A pivotal role as a racist-but-ultimately-good-hearted drug dealer in the new Paul Haggis project, Crash 2: Crash Harder?
This comes from London's Sun newspaper, so the probability of truth is low, but hey, The Enquirer managed to get one right, so anything is possible. Those wacky Brits say:
Kevin Federline is to appear on TV ó as the deadbeat husband of a celebrity.
Britney Spearsí hubby will be seen in three episodes of ITV4ís Entourage.
The HBO series focuses on a hot young Hollywood actor and his freeloading mates.
A source close to Kevin, 28, said: ìHe is really keen ó and not insulted when he was asked to play the part.î
The move came after wannabe rap star Kevin agreed to play a troublesome teen in crime drama CSI.
Ah, we get it. This whole "acting" thing is less Shakespeare in the park and more "Can we just call the character Kevin Federline so's I don't get confused or some shit?" Up next: the role of a deadbeat dad on Two and a Half Men and a starring turn as a desperate embarrassment to rap music in Cookin' MC's Like a Pound of Bacon: The Vanilla Ice Story.
