Women in the past had it rough. In order to be beautiful, they had to endure being strapped into organ-squeezing girdles, wearing 17 pound wigs, the binding of their feet, and applying a mixture of arsenic and mercury straight to their faces. Modern women like Lindsay Lohan have it so much easier. All they have to do is bleach the pigment out of their troll doll weave and transfer it to their skin via orange bottled liquid and then have a doctor insert synthetic chemicals into their mouths via needles. Lookin’ gooooood, Lilo.
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I thiink she looks good for a disease-ridden mutant.
It’s such a drag that a girl who is so naturally beautiful feels the need to make herself look so barfy.
Memo to LiLo: The orange belongs ON YOUR HAIR, not on your skin!
That’s a hair color dye, not bath lotion!
Hey, come on guys. You’re being a little hard on her. She looks pretty damned good for a 45 year old.