We haven’t heard anything from Rihanna yet about Tila Tequila‘s accusation that she is crawling with the herp. But it’s not because Rihanna doesn’t care about such inflammatory rumors, it’s cause she was too busy getting tatted, dude. The new ink is near her collarbone and reads “Never a failure, always a lesson”—backward. Ooooh, edgy. What could be inspiring Rihanna’s race to cover herself in “meaningful” marks? Dunno, maybe a Megan Fox obsession? Sure, why not? RiRi told Daily Star “I’m a bad girl and I like dangerous stuff!” and explained her desire to go all cinematical:
“I’d love to be an assassin. Either that or a lesbian. Maybe both! Hey, a gay assassin, there’s nothing hotter than that.”
And the unstoppable sex machine already has her eye on one particular filly to play her gun-toting girlfriend.
She purred: “Megan Fox – hands down. She’s yummy. She’s hot.”
Wait, did we already mention that Rihanna’s edgy? Cause this just seals it. She’s out there making really wacky comments. “Ooooh, Megan Fox is hot, cupcakes are delicious, bunnies are cute.” Way to blow ours minds, RiRi.
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uuumm, rihanna and megan. that sounds very delicious.
what the fuck is wrong with people now -a -days? are you fucking kidding me? you stupid blind motherfuckers really find this tuna faced bitch pretty.my god pussy really does stand for everything today.i hope that bitch catches the clap. and believe me people this bitch is gonna give somebody something one of these days. this bitch looks like her pussy smells like clam chowder for real. cover your dick motherfuckers, and cover your mouth carpet munchers.you ever seen what hairy toung looks like? keep fucking with that ravioli pussy and you will see.i’m out
it’s funny because you are probably some fat chick that doesnt have any friends. does it suck not having any friends? how does it feel that no one likes you and that everyone would rather have you fucking ripped apart by your fucking dog, then your fucking mom picks up your remains after your dog shits on your fucking bed, wow they are going to have to put dog shit in your coffin fucking stuck up bitch, wait nevermind, you dont deserve to get buried, fucking rot in the fucking backyard because your fucking parents dont care about you fucking bitch. GO TO HELL