Hot Jessica Alba Pics in Weird Dress

The People’s Choice Awards were a couple of days ago and we didn’t report on it because The People are clueless curs and their Choices are wrong. Though the George Lopez Mr. Skin joke was awesome. However, two days later, and people still keep posting pictures of Jessica Alba‘s appearance at the show and drooling. True, the Alba hasn’t been seen out and about in all her chubby-lipped beauty lately, but are you guys tripping? You think that dress looks good? It’s as if she was trying on a heap of sexy mini-dresses and realized something was missing: saddlebags. Big, swinging sacks of glorp protruding from her otherwise toothpicky legs that make her silhouette resemble a bottle of $4 Chianti. Don’t tell Lindsay Lohan or she’ll steal the idea for her new fashion line and start designing leggings with built in cellulite and scarves with a snap-on goiter.