Itís the day weíve all been waiting for, folks; Tara Reid has finally talked about her boobs. Because weíre sure that youíve been holding that razor blade to your wrist for months and months just waiting for Tara to say that sheís a broken woman thanks to her wayward-boob fiasco. If Tara is sad your life no longer has meaning and might as well be ended. Oh, and she talked about Playboy too.
Weíve all seen the pictures of Tara Reidís entire boob falling out of her dress while posing for photographers at a party hosted by Seany Puff Did-Dad-Doodad. But what worried us about those images was not the horrendous botched boob job that Tara must have received after downing an entire bottle of tequila and wandering into the monkey house at the zoo and handing out a couple of knives and some bags of saline. What worried us was what poor, scarred Tara thought of the ordeal. In an interview for the November issue of FHM Reid shared her feelings: "People act like it was the worst crime in the world. It was a mistake, you know! But you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi!î Yes, Tara, that is exactly what we thought. We saw that destroyed nipple holding a huge gun and yelled, ìEverybody duck!î But poor Gandhi, heís a little hard of hearing, so he didnít duck, and the poor guy got hit and now heís blind in one eye. Tragic, really. But to reassure us that such an incident will never happen again, Reid continued: "My hooters are under control. I'm taped up now, totally. I'm using double tape. Double double tape. My boobs are going nowhere again." Itís very good to know that Tara wonít be mistakenly flashing her hooters, as she calls them, again, but what about an intentional flash? Tara claims that Playboy wonít stop calling her and has offered her ìmillionsî to pose. Because you know, Tara, if youíre in charge and making a tidy sum off of the nudity, it canít ever hurt your feelings or come back to haunt you. And you might find a use for that cash now that E! isnít paying for you to travel around the world and do body shots off of ripped natives anymore.
Tara's hooters at MrSkin.com.
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